Apples & Pairs: Archive

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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Happy New Year, Tumblees!

My 2010 was filled with high highs(living abroad!) and the lowest of lows(return of the trich D:), so hopefully 2011 will be more balanced! Yet even when I was facing those lows I knew that all of you would be there to cheer me up with your amazing posts. Well, except the 20% of the time tumblr is down, but you know what I mean! I sincerely hope that 2011 is good to all of you!

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Watch

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: Gurl, they posted the cake explosions you were ranting about. Tragic :(

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: Gurl, they posted the cake explosions you were ranting about. Tragic :(

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”

– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-) Shove 6 different fruits up there and use his dick to make a smoothie. (via youaintshitbitch)

Dec 30th

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How I play the Sims:

Make sure I tweak and customize every aspect of my new Sim or Sim family Place them on an empty lot Motherlode those motherfuckers Spend even more hours building the house until it is perfection Play with these Sims until I’m bored Start over and repeat

Dec 30th

On Monday I caught an episode of The Next Great Baker, and the challenge was to build a three foot high cake with special effects for a special effect company. And you know what they did? THEY BLEW UP BOTH OF THE DAMN CAKES. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BLOW UP SIX FEET OF CAKE? THAT IS A SIZE BIGGER THAN MOST PEOPLE YOU COULD FEED SO MANY WITH THAT CAKE. WHAT. THE. HELL. CAPSLOCK CANNOT ADEQUATELY...

Dec 30th

lolzsapphire: The Black Keys//The Only One ...

Dec 30th

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"The first single from Britney’s as-of-yet...

youaintshitbitch:

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY OSTRICIZATION

Dec 30th

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Well my mom just gave me 12 hours to pack my stuff up and get out of the house. I guess I’ll just live at my grandparents’ house until either they or my dad make my mom let me back home or until they kick me out.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Awesome things in life

Seeing one of your old tormentors from high school, and they are fat, greasy, and miserable while you are completely fabulous despite being sick for the past three months.

Dec 27th

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personal post

I found out that I cannot graduate on time because I am three classes behind. So instead of crying constantly or panicking about how I’m going to try and be positive about something for once. On the bright side, during my new last semester I will only be part time so I can live off campus and get another job or internship, also I’ll be less stressed out because of the lighter class...

Dec 27th

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