February 2011
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January 2011
Being assigned to read a full 412 page textbook and then write a paper on it for the next day should be considered a hate crime against students.
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How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
timmmypang:
This is how I actually am while I drive, hence why I don’t have my license yet :(
Someone posts a picture of themselves on tumblr:
theremedyislove:
Your reaction: “Hey! That’s not how you look in my head!”
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"Little girl, shouldn't you be in school right...
Okay, I know that I look about seven years younger than I actually am. And by know I mean people tell me all the time that I look like a fourteen year old, even though I personally don’t feel that I look that young.
But I do not appreciate being patronized in this way on a daily basis. I do not appreciate it.
Just because you are jealous of my inability to age normally does not mean you...
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My eternal struggle:
Stretching out my one sentence response into five single spaced pages
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But she caught me on the counter
WASN’T ME
Saw...
My mommom just learned how to text, and now she won’t leave me alone.
“We r 2 hours away from home!”
15 minutes later…
“We r 1 hour n 45 minutes from home!”
15 minutes later…
“Bentley is asleep in the back. 1 n a half hours from home now!”
lol
Has anyone else been getting a bunch of porn blogs following them?
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I haven’t been back to school for a week yet and I have a research paper due tomorrow, and another essay as well.
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Watchyouaintshitbitch:
aintitgrand:
sporkula:
GPOY
OH GOD I GET TO RELIVE THIS BEAUTY
TEARS
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Fucking FAFSA
Apparently even though I am paying for school next year by myself I am still considered a dependent and must fill it out as such since I am not married or 24 years old.
I guess I could get married to some guy but for some reason I consider marriage sacred and not just a legal status. Hrmph.
Why does this stuff have to be so complicated?
Friday I’m in Love- The Cure
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“In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom...”
– Tom Hanks (via dinnerinthedarkroom)
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Dear people of my dorm,
If you decide for some reason that our shower stalls, which only get cleaned once a year, are the best place to have sex, please have the decency throw your used condoms in the trash instead of just letting them hang out on the stall floor. It’s disgusting.
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I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.
godforgivemee:
I feel like I look at people like this:
But I really end up looking like this:
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