March 2012
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Reblog if you think anti-choicers should be...
angryfuckingliberal:
Because… honestly
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February 2012
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U.S. House Votes to Make Protests Illegal →
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The danger of watching L&O:SVU marathons*
God that poor girl was raped after she escaped from being chained under the stairs while her mom plays xbox, please find that girl a new home—Oh heyyy it’s Desmond!
Oh no another girl got attacked. Holy shit the whole neighborhood is filled with sex offenders and none of their dna matches. Yay, Desmond is going to help find the perp.
Wait…why is Benson not concerned Desmond...
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My mother has been promoted to being the youth director at her church, and is going to Colorado in June for a one-week, 3 credit course on youth leadership or something. So today she told me that her mentors during her week at college are going to be Tim Tebow and his brother.
There you go. There’s the joke.
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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Alan Ball Stepping Down as Head Writer of 'True... →
alcoholicgifts:
popculturebrain:
Forbes is exclusively reporting that the creator will be abandoning his post as show runner due to reasons that include exhaustion. They also speculate that money could have something to do with it. He will be staying on the show in some capacity (I’d assume as EP).
Speaking of shows that should end…
Finally some good news.
DOES THIS MEAN THAT...
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Sometimes I sing while hanging up laundry on the...
Me: Sucking on my titties like you wanted me, calling me all the time like blondie, check out my chrissy behind, it's fine all of the time, like sex on the beaches, what else is---
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: I don't want to know.
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Stop Pennsylvania's mandatory transvaginal... →
The Pennsylvania House of Representatives is poised to pass HB 1077, the so-called “Women’s Right to Know” Act. This bill operates under the guise that women aren’t smart enough to understand their own bodies. It requires all women seeking an abortion to be subjected to a mandatory ultrasound at least 24 hours in advance. It requires the ultrasound screen to be aimed toward...
How the hell did I not lose any followers during my monotonous liveblogging?
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Ew.
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The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
kanyelujah:
if there’s any justice in the world, it will be posthumously rewarded.
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1/2 of Flight of the Conchords has an Academy...
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Lindsay Lohan is crying into her hair bleach right now.
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Miss Piggy looks fantastic.
Without Fassbender there, there's really no reason...
NOW HOLD THE FUCK UP, THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR A PENIS JOKE, OKAY. ALWAYS.
imafreebishbaby:
whereismyoscar:
the momentary shock you feel every time Christian Bale opens his mouth because you’ve forgotten he’s British
Also applicable to Hugh Laurie.
And it’s what Madonna wants us to think when she speaks.
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So that’s 3 racist jokes from Billy Crystal so far, right?